Saturday, September 27, 2008

How They Will Go Down in History

Signs of the times eh.

From the people who brought you:

You are free; you are free to go to your temples. You are free to go to your mosques or to any other places of worship in this State of Pakistan. You may belong to any religion, caste or creed --that has nothing to do with the business of the State." (Jinnah's Presidential Address to the Constituent Assembly of Pakistan on 11th August, 1947)

to

the very witty "Rishtey may tau hum tumharey baap lagtey hai" exchange between Kennedy and Bhutto circa 1963

(Kennedy is alleged to have said): "If you were an American you would be in my cabinet." Bhutto is alleged to have answered, "Be careful Mr President, if I were an American, you would be in my cabinet."

we move to Shaukat Aziz (who is from the "7 din larkee in" school of thought)

Condoleezza Rice has complained fighting off the tharkee Shaukat "I can conquer any woman in two minutes" Aziz's charm inoffensive.

To the ultimate JIYALA ABROAD who is trying to emulate all that he learnt from 1980s baadd Bollywood pics:

Oh Sheeda when Im ABRAADD tau Meyma Sheyma





"Looking gorgeous, now we know why America loves you so much. I can give you another hug if the photographer wants." (September 2008)

Sighhhhh, all this as Manmohan Singh tries to wrestle out of his grasp "Georgie boy did ask me to meet you and make nice but no more puppyan jhappyan"

4 comments:

  1. LOL @ Bhutto's reply.
    But I read 'Daughter of the east' and feel bad for the way he died.

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  2. Zardari now has a fatwa against him!

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  3. He does...I hope for speaking bad English and being offensive to women everywhere!!

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