Wednesday, December 03, 2008

The George Bush Presidential Library Coming Soon

GWB Library to Open in 2009

The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages.
The Library will include:

- The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

- The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.

- The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.

- The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

- The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

- The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.

- The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.

- The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy.

- The 'Economy Room' which is in the toilet.

- The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you to
go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.

- The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with
shotgun gallery.

- The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.

- The Supreme Court's Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.

- The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite
Republican Senators.

- The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board,
dice, coins, and straws.

The museum will also have an electron microscope to help you locate the
President's accomplishments

3 comments:

  1. LOL :) Obviously India is not he only one!!!

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  2. Lol!
    The only accomplishment for Bush might be that he gave way to someone like Obama!

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  3. LOL!

    This post was *hilarious*. Great job!

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